GUM: To Chew or Not To Chew?

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HIM: Not to Chew!  A waste of useful energy with no reward except for ingesting some tasty chemical like Xylitol.  Could implicate you of murder too, just ask Aaron Hernandez of the Pats!

HER: Chew it! It’s just like exercise but instead of getting smelly and in shape, you get great breath And you get the crap outta your teeth!

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